What I Hate About Christmas:
1. Silent Night. I know that I should be shot at sunrise for this one, but forcing perfectly good singers to wheeze through this song bothers me.
2. Handbells. The conscientious practitioners of this abominable craft lack the natural charm of skilled cow-milkers.
What I Love About Christmas:
1. Rampant Commercialism. Exhorting us to remember "the reason for the season", such cheerleaders may be astonished to realize that rampant Christmas consumerism is all about outdoing each other at giving gifts.
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